Yes, Definitely Happy.... And Maybe A Little Insane
Way to go, Omar! You swiped the (arguably) best closer in the game right out from under our division rivals. How sweet it is! Tell you what: if this guy saves enough games to get us to the World Series in '06, then he's earned every penny of that $43 mil if he never throws another pitch after that.
I also hear we have offers out to Ramon Hernandez and Bengie Molina. [voice lowered and creepy as I slowly rub my hands together] Eeexxxxxcellent!
Omar is like, the new George. Only younger, cuter, and a tad more reckless. What a time to be a Mets fan! Oh the deep pockets, oh the bright future! Sure, we'll take you too Tike Redman, whoever the hell you are! Here's a coupla million, just for being you!!
Strippers, candy, and martinis for all! WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I also hear we have offers out to Ramon Hernandez and Bengie Molina. [voice lowered and creepy as I slowly rub my hands together] Eeexxxxxcellent!
Omar is like, the new George. Only younger, cuter, and a tad more reckless. What a time to be a Mets fan! Oh the deep pockets, oh the bright future! Sure, we'll take you too Tike Redman, whoever the hell you are! Here's a coupla million, just for being you!!
Strippers, candy, and martinis for all! WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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