Two Really Important Questions

First: How do I get Matt Loughlin's job?

Second: Why does Keith always leave the game after the sixth inning? This is killing me. It's always Ted and Fran in the 7th, 8th, and 9th. Never Keith. Why, Keith, why? Is it the traffic? Are you just trying to get home early? Will they just not pay you for more than six innings? Is it past your bedtime? Please, I have to know. Can anyone help me here? Anyone? Bueller?