My Shameless Ode to Doug Mientkiewicz

How do I love thee, Dougie?

Counting the ways, I love:

1. The way you wear your uniform
2. The way you never seem to stop talking
3. The way you always seem to have hat head
4. The way you pick bad throws from David Wright out of the dirt
5. The way you hit in the clutch (most of the time)
6. The way you pack Red Man into your cheek like a little hamster
7. The way you charge up your teammates in the dugout
8. The way you withheld that "last out" ball from the Red Sox
9. The way your last name is impossible to spell without looking up
10. The way you play the game

Yeah, I know I'll probably get shot for this, but I can't help it. I just love the guy.